After an action-packed "Bachelorette" premiere that included a masked Phantom of the Mansion and a guy who got so drunk they had to pour him in a cab and send him home, we are back with the episodes where the dates start. Fun stuff.
William's Date
Blonde-haired, blue-eyed hunk William gets the first one-on-one, which whisks him and Ashley off to Las Vegas. Their first stop is a wedding cake shop, where they smush cake on each other's faces. They then go pick out rings. William does not know what is happening and neither do I. Ashley is cracking herself up as she walks him through all these Vegas-wedding activities and William starts playing along - until a minister at a chapel is there and ready to go.
Ashley comes into the chapel in her white mini-dress and the minister begins. William just keeps right on rolling with the punches, saying, "I do" to the minister. Ashley finally puts a stop to these shenanigans and honestly - WTF? Um, this is weird and creepy, not so much with the funny. Jeff of the Mask should've had this date.
They do kiss and it's pretty nifty, some sparkage seems to be flying. Ashley says she's fallen for William after half a date. That night, they get to row through the Bellagio fountain pond and have dinner on a platform out in the middle.
During dinner, William reveals to her about his dad's alcoholism and subsequent death. It sounds like he died due to injuries sustained from a beating? Geez. William also has a watch that stopped at the time of his dad's death and he's left it that way ever since. Ashley identifies, as her father is also an alcoholic. It's very intense. Ashley (of course) gives him a rose. And then the fountains go off. Very romantic.
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